Wonderfull future opportunities for people who believe in astrology
I know that there are many types of beliefs in astrology and I can’t refer to any of them in a specific manner. But, at the basis of any astrology belief/practice there has to be the following principle :
The position of some celestial bodies (ie. stars, planets, the Moon, etc.) at a certain moment influences the life (ie. what they do and what happens to them) of people.
I can think of two common examples of this :
- The position of the celestial bodies at the date and time of birth determines/influences some important characterial traits of every person (See for example the description for Capricorn at http://www.astrology-online.com).
- The position of the celestial bodies determines/influences the way in which things happen. A characteristic example of this would be the belief that the trends on the financial market (ie. stock exchange) can be accurately forecasted by looking at the celestial bodies (See for example http://www.financialforecast.com )
In this text I don’t want to argue against (or for) the belief in astrology. I just want to talk about an ancient presuposition (of it) and show that if people will renounce it they will benefit from wonderfull opportunities for controlling their own lifes and the lifes of others.
- I will begin by looking at some scenarious related to controlling your own life. Those tricks will be accesible (and not so expensive) in the medium/far future for anyone. So, make a mental note
(or make a bookmark of this page and leave it in your will so that your grand-grand-grand sons will know where to start )
Extending you perfect astrological day as long as you wish
You can get in a spacecraft that has enough speed to allow you to maintain the “perfect” position regarding your favourite celestial body (or groups of bodies). For example you know that being “in the house of Venus” (under a certain ascendent) will make you happy in you love life. Why wait for that certain day and after that, be sorry that it passed so quickly? Make sure you have the right speed and trajectory and keep that position for the rest of your life. You will never regret it. The only problem is that you will have to consume fuel/money in exchange for the “benevolence of the gods”.
Having you son/daughter be born at the “right time”
Are you worried that your son/daughter might be born under an “unlucky star”? Get into you favurite spacecraft with your wife/girlfriend and so you are 100% sure that your son/daughter will be born a Capricorn. It’s even less expensive than the “eternal perfect day” solution. You will only have to stay in flight until the baby is born.
Being certain about a future interview or business negociation
Astrologists assure us that there are perfect days when your “Capricorn ascendent” will assure you of a successfull carreer/bussiness event. If you already have fixed a date (for a job interview or a bussiness negociation) but not a place, make sure your meeting will take place at the right cafe on the orbit of he Sun. Let’s hope the people who you are meeting with, have no ideea about your “astrological joker”.
The next few suggestion are “destined” for people who want to control other peoples lives (and indirectly their own). They are potentially more expensive and might require a technology available only in the far future.
Assuring a perfect evolution of your financial stocks
Make a contract with a company that will move some of the stars for you in a better position. If you always keep some constellations in the right position, it’s hard to fail, because you (and your stocks) will always be under the good constellation. At the same time this will make things even harder for the competition since you are “controlling their stars”.
Making guns but nobody wants them
If you are in the weapons building business you will need constant wars. Make sure Mars is always kept in the right position. This is far less expensive compared with the previous solution. It’s far less expensive to control the position of a single planet (which is really close by the way….) than to control an entire constellation.
But I don’t want wars. Make peace/love not war.
This is even easier. I’am sure you are part of some non-governmental organisation or a foundation. You don’t have too much money. It’s hard to be on governmental funds (or dependon fund raising). Invest in destroying Mars. But first consult an astrologist. Destroying Mars can be an effective solution but maybe it’s a little bit radical.
[More explanations soon...]
